Ansem - Seeker of Darkness by Sephirona
Give it a second…
More like 15 minutes………
I don’t get it..
oh my fucking god
THIS IS THE WORST JOKE I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I AM LAUGHING FOR YEARS
I’ve never spent so long trying to work out a joke.
I’ve also never laughed as hard.
I literally sat there singing through the entire song trying to figure it out.
IM SO ANGRY
god fucking dammit.
hint: the punch line has to do with the end of the song
hey they were out of flowers so have some cats
Remember when Nickelodeon had attempted suicide?
Remember when Nickelodeon had actual suicide?
Remmeber when they had Mpreg
remember when they had a gay couple
Nickelodeon:Pushing the boundaries since 1977
they put squidward in hell
remember when nickelodeon had spongebob watching porn
Spongebob seems to be the culprit in much of this…
Remember when Spongebob had an anal rape joke?
Remember Rocko’s Modern Life?
Just. Rocko’s Modern Life. In it’s entirety.
the hills are alive. they are here. someone stop them
nah, he ran into her knife
he ran into her knife ten times
HE HAD IT COMING
HE ONLY HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME
IF YOU’D HAVE BEEN THERE
IF YOU HAD SEEN IT
I BET THAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME
i cannot stress enough how much i love this post
I will never let myself scroll past a picture of Walt and not reblog it. I feel like I’d be dishonoring him, and he’s just done so much for me that it’s just not right.
Bless this man for enriching my childhood.
People who don’t reblog this
DISHONOR ON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY
DISHONOR ON YOU
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
Reblogging on the grounds that if, by some strange turn of events, I should one day happen to come into possession of a cow, I wouldn’t want it to suffer the predestination of being Disney-damned.
If only I could have spared my daughters the same fate…
nice to meet you!
when i was in kindergarten i got to shake a tarantulas hand
a bunch of people from the zoo brought us a bunch of bugs to see and the tarantula really slowly stuck his footy out at me??? and the lady said ‘that means she wants to shake your hand!’ so i wiggled it like in the gif and ever since i have been convinced that tarantulas have excellent manners
I normally don’t like spiders but in this case I’ll make an exception, I mean look at this guy! So round, so fuzzy, so… polite!
Knowing this could save a life if you know any friends that may be driving to a party and drinking on New Years.
So, last night, I was getting ready to go out with my boyfriend to a dance at my school (which was cancelled due to lack of ticket sales) and, I had a nice black vest and a nice white shirt, and my uncle had just came home the other day from the mine (my uncle is homophobic and he has abused me many times throughout my child hood) and when I had came out of my room to show my memere how nice I looked, my uncle was in the room that i thought my grandma/memere would be in (she was downstairs doing laundry), and he asked me why I wasnt wearing a dress.
my memere and dad both know that I am transgendered and they respect that, however, my uncle does not, and he did not know.
so I decided to sit down and tell him the truth.
he listened carefully and quietlly through all of it, but at the end of my explanation he had said, “I didn’t raise you to be fucked up.”
I agreed, I am a huge mess, I have been for years, but my sexuality and gender identity is not a fuck up, so I argued with him.
he got to a point where, after so many months of piece, he slapped me.
and threw me to the ground and kicked me in the stomach, of course I had puked, and it hurt, a lot.
he grabbed me by the shirt and asked me, “are you a girl”, I said no, my sex is female, but my gender is male..and he dragged me to his room.
he once had a big dog, and he made that dog wear an eletrical dog collar, and weve always kept it in his room, because we dont need it (my uncle killed the dog), he threw me onto the bed and said,” ill ask you one more time, are you a girl” I said no.
held grabbed my wrist, and held onto it tightly, I have a bruise from how tight he was grabbing it, and he pulled out the dog collar, threw me back onto the bed, sat on me, and put the collar on me… then he began yelling, are you a girl, you are a girl, are you a girl, you are a girl, and my response of course was no, no, no, I am male, I am male.
whenever I said that, he would shock me, and it was /hell/.
I was screaming, which only caused the shocks to get worse and worse, and then he said, “do you want to find out how faggots have sex!?” of course I already know this, but still I said no no no no stop stop stop.
my memere had finally heard me and came rushing to the bedroom, and tried to make my uncle stop, but he pushed her down, and thanked god she was okay.. since shes very fragile and all.
she then ran back to the stairs to call up my dad, and oh boy did he run.
he ran up stairs and shoved my uncle away from me and started fighting with him, yelling, punching, kicking, and such so on.
my memere got the collar off of me and brought me into her room, and after my dad and uncle were done fighting, my uncle had grabbed the things he needed and left, shouting a few insults at us.
we called the police today, but they cant find him.
we dont have money for a lawyer, all we have is a counsellor, im not going to ask for money, all I ask for is support.
I dont know what this will do, but please spread this around, this has affected me and family members greatly. I was taken to a hospital today to check if there was any damage on my insides that we dont know of and thankfully there was no damage, just scarring, emotionally and physically. i had a horrifying nightmare relating to this as well.
If you have abused somebody, raped somebody, insulted somebody, in any way possible, I hope this can somehow change your way of heart, and realize how much this can horrify a person, and ruin their lives. it made my life 97x worse than it already is.
I hope the authorities find that creep of an uncle, what he did was downright monstrous, not to mention his behavior was extremely arrogant as well as abusive. Saying HE didn’t raise you that way despite the fact that he is not your parent nor your guardian, and on top of that, to go against your parents wishes and “punish” you for something that goes against HIS twisted ideals. I’m glad your parents were there to get that monster away from you before things got worse than it already was, and I’m also glad they support you, some LGBT youths aren’t so lucky. But still, that man had NO RIGHT to say and do those things to you. I hope that you can get out of that situation.